Tumblr (3.0; @checkoutmybowlcut)http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8stufNPL1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>A bowlful of happy thoughts.</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Tink.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">We’ll give you a clue: Tinkerbelle doesn’t do Rufio’s hair.</p> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4393916824http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4393916824Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:03:30 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj4u70OMIs1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>A fresh bowl.</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Manuel.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Manuel said he lost a bet and had to get a bowlcut. We assume the bet was over who has the scraggliest beard. The wager? Loser had to get the best possible haircut ever.</p> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4339593996http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4339593996Mon, 04 Apr 2011 10:42:36 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizbc07ykV1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Nomi Bowl</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Nomi Klaus.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Trench coats and Meryl Manson are so 1997, though lipstick will never go out. I do not wear XXL black t-shirts any more. I wear faded chambrays. I am Klaus Nomi, the reincarnate.</p> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4259013851http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4259013851Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:07:12 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_litv74i5Cw1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Whip your bowl back and forth</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Willow.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Daddy lets me borrow his leopard vest. He likes to wear this when Mr. Cruise and Mr. Travolta come over to do taxes.<span> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4186331193http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4186331193Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:30:00 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liiw01TCO31qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Mixing Bowl</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Spencer.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">[Put your thumb over Spencer’s face. Try to ignore the quilt that his mom turned into an ugly jacket and the black jeans/tights. And marvel at the volume of that incredible bowlcut.]</p> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4047307627http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4047307627Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:14:25 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ligx5fRHT91qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Bowling to Perfection</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Richard.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">You will all work in my factory some day.</p> </span></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4025656442http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4025656442Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:44:03 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liext233xq1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>American Bowl </strong></p> <p>Mena.</p> <p>I just haven’t been having any luck since American Pie 2. It’s probably not that noticeable in the back anyway. </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4003617588http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/4003617588Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:03:02 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9yayxNMg1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>The Devil Wears Bowlcuts.</strong></p> <p>Meryl.</p> <p>I am peerless. My performances are unrivaled. It doesn’t matter that my face currently looks like a crushed sandcastle. Or that teenage boys think of me when they have a boner and get called to the front of the class. My terrible haircuts become artistic statements.</p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3947582159http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3947582159Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:25:46 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7rx278Cj1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span>Bowlful of Mentos.</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Jean.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">‘Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-wah!’ <br/>It doesn’t matter what comes,<br/>Fresh goes better in life,<br/>And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life. <br/>Nothing gets to you,<br/>Looking fresh looking cool,<br/>And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life. <br/>Fresh goes better,<br/>Bowlcuts freshness,<br/>Fresh goes better<br/>And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life! <br/>Bowlcuts, the freshmaker!<strong><br/></strong></p> <!--EndFragment--></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3923750710http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3923750710Thu, 17 Mar 2011 14:12:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5u42UVLm1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Ginger Bowl.</strong></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Shannon.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>“So I’d recommend having your daughter face the wall…not the camera. No, no, she’s beautiful. Her smile is, uh, she just has such pretty hair that it’s be a shame not to fully capture it. Are you sure? Just to be clear, this will be hanging in your living room. And you’ll have to see it. Every day. </span></p> <!--EndFragment--></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3900842936http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3900842936Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:04:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5ty796Wh1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="MsoNormal"><span><strong>Frankie the Bowl.</strong></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Frankie.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Fellas, the fuzz sniffed me out, see. I was down at the well, ya know, with the usual stool pigeons, chattin some jazz babies, sippin giggle water. When the coppers bust in. They said my bowl looked suspicious, see. So wave my heater. And now I’m down at the pen. I can’t take it here! Ya gotta bust me out, see.</p> <!--EndFragment--></p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3900788819http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/3900788819Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:01:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb86crE8mS1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>rat in a bowl</strong></p> <p>model</p> <p>This is a captivating amalgamation of two of the most influential hair movements of the early 1990’s: The rat tail and the bowlcut. This bold interoperation was forged by the japanese masters of the folical avant garde at Salon Shizen in NYC. Say what you will of asian culinary traditions, but this rat in a bowl looks Oishii!</p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/1455598453http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/1455598453Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:29:15 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lahnluVw9e1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Fantastic Little” Bowlcut</p> <p>Kevinth</p> <p>Judging by his beety eyes and bat boy teeth Kevinth is destined for either regional middle management and a sexual harassment suit, or home dungeon creation and a meat suit. Wherever fantastic little Kevinth ends up, this bowlcut will suit him well.   </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/1343871729http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/1343871729Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:46:42 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l71okqtzlS1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>tim tebowl.</p> <p>tim tebow.</p> <p>regardless of how you feel about the broncos, we can all agree that this reverse version of the bowlcut sports some mile-high steez. </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/942464674http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/942464674Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:05:14 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l558e3ZhwN1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Little bowlcut on the prairie.</strong></p> <p>KerryAnne.</p> <p>Ma telled me that I wanted to be the purtiest girl in town then I needed a hair-trimmin’. So Pa getted the milkin’ bowl, put it on my head, and gave me this here hair-do. </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/777214549http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/777214549Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:58:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5589pNuYG1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Not sure which locker room to use bowl.</strong></p> <p>Aliena.</p> <p>My mom really wanted a daughter so she made me wear this. </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/777207466http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/777207466Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:56:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4w637I7Td1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Alejanbrowl.</strong></p> <p>Some really ugly chick. Alejandro. Fernando. Roberto. A few other guys with cliche Spanish names.</p> <p>We’re sick of hearing that Gaga copies Madonna. First off, Madonna was attractive at one point. And “Alejandro” doesn’t sound like “La Isla Bonita” - it sounds exactly like Ace of Base’s “Don’t turn around.” </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758444466http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758444466Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:30:43 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4w5ygZGpB1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Stick ‘em up bowl.</strong> </p> <p>Alejandro. God she’s ugly. Alejandro.</p> <p>“Of course! Machine-gun tits! <em>Grindhouse</em> would have been sooo much better if I had borrowed the wardrobe from <em>Blade </em>and put guns on her chest instead of on one of her legs!” -Quentin Tarentino</p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758436164http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758436164Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:27:52 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4w5u7znAH1qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Sweet-nothings bowl.</strong></p> <p>Alejandro. Fernando.</p> <p>“I love you so much…I just want to Eskimo kiss your bowlcut for the rest of this ridiculous video.”</p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758428483http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/758428483Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:25:19 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4u4pbgjH91qa5rfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Red Bowl.</strong></p> <p>Rihanna.</p> <p>Rihanna knows how to put a contemporary twist on modern classics. Madonna’s cone boobs - why not add suspenders? Bowlcuts - she spices up that shit with fire engine red dye to match her blazing lipstick. Please don’t stop the bowlcuts. </p>http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/754126530http://www.checkoutmybowlcut.com/post/754126530Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:05:00 -0400