Bowling to Perfection Richard. You will all work in my factory some day.
American Bowl
Mena.
I just haven’t been having any luck since American Pie 2. It’s probably not that noticeable in the back anyway.
The Devil Wears Bowlcuts.
Meryl.
I am peerless. My performances are unrivaled. It doesn’t matter that my face currently looks like a crushed sandcastle. Or that teenage boys think of me when they have a boner and get called to the front of the class. My terrible haircuts become artistic statements.
Bowlful of Mentos.
Jean.
‘Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-wah!’
It doesn’t matter what comes,
Fresh goes better in life,
And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you,
Looking fresh looking cool,
And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better,
Bowlcuts freshness,
Fresh goes better
And bowlcuts are fresh and full of life!
Bowlcuts, the freshmaker!
Ginger Bowl.
Shannon.
“So I’d recommend having your daughter face the wall…not the camera. No, no, she’s beautiful. Her smile is, uh, she just has such pretty hair that it’s be a shame not to fully capture it. Are you sure? Just to be clear, this will be hanging in your living room. And you’ll have to see it. Every day.
